want your Monkey Rocker as well as your pleasure to last.
So we designed it to be strong and beautiful, and make it
with the best materials and hardware.
We guarantee your Monkey Rocker against defects in
materials and workmanship for a full year. That's almost unheard of
for adult toys, but then this isn't a toy. If you have a problem with yours,
call or email us and we'll make it right.
With reasonable care, your Monkey Rocker should last many years.
you manage to wear yours out within a year, you'll become a
Monkey Rocker legend, and be entitled to a replacement.