As a single, straight guy you might think you have no use for something
like Monkey Rocker™. Not true.

To start with, Monkey Rocker™can be an excellent way to help get her motor running.
If you’re wondering what use she will have with you after using the machine, the
answer is everything. Only more so. If you’re enjoying her enjoying Monkey Rocker,™
caressing her hair, breasts, back, thighs etc., after she comes on the machine she’ll
be begging you to fuck her.

If you enjoy getting head, but your partners don’t give it the attention you would like,
try offering them added stimulation - Monkey Rocker™. That way they’re getting theirs
while you get yours.

Don’t overlook the potential for picking up women with Monkey Rocker™. If you need a line
she probably hasn't heard before, how about mentioning your personal fucking machine?
If you can’t get women interested in trying that, you’re not asking in the right places.

Another possible advantage is reducing your performance anxiety. If you’re not certain you’ll be
able to satisfy her, Monkey Rocker™ can. And she’ll think better of you that you care enough about
her satisfaction to have a backup ready.

If you've gotten hooked up with a sexually insatiable woman, it can be great fun for a while.
If you would like some help with her, Monkey Rocker™ is a great way to meet her needs and
give you a little breather.

A memorable sexual encounter is a good way to get a call back.
An experience with Monkey Rocker™ ensures that she will remember.

Some adventurous straight guys have discovered the pleasure of anal stimulation. Monkey Rocker™
is the best way (other than an adventurous girlfriend with a strap-on) for a straight man to enjoy
anal stimulation. (No, it doesn’t mean you’re gay.)

 

Monkey Rocker™
Advantages:

Lightweight and
compact (25 lbs)
means it's easy
to carry and store

No electricity or
complicated setup

Completely silent
ensuring privacy

Thrusting controlled
entirely by you

You can easily
vary the sensation
to bring yourself to
orgasm as quickly or
slowly as you like

Perfect for anal play
because it's so easy
to control. No worry
about unwanted pain
or health risks