"I am a board-certified Gynecologist.
I have used and evaluated the Monkey Rocker.
I am quite impressed with both the function
and construction quality of the machine.

Both the ergonomics and the geometry
of motion seem to be nearly perfect.
This is quite a feat to get it so right.
In fact, it is the best of such machines
that I have ever evaluated.

In my opinion, this machine would be
of benefit and enjoyment to anyone
wishing to explore what this device can
offer. Because it is so very good, I also
believe it represents a bargain."

Dr. L. (Board-Certified Gynecologist)

"Our models often tell us that the
Monkey Rocker is their favorite machine.

It's an ingenious design and the rocking
motion seems like a very natural way to
fuck oneself. The rider is in total control
of the motion which makes it a very
comfortable ride."

Peter, webmaster, www.fuckingmachines.com

 

" Dear Dan,

First of all let me congratulate you for your phenomenal device.

You have managed to put together a system that is really unique perhaps because
of its simplicity. I truly believe you are doing a great service to humanity even though
that may not seem logical or obvious at first sight.

It has helped me in many unexpected ways. First, though I am a man, and not gay,
I always wanted to be fondled on the back door and had difficulty finding a partner
willing/or able to do such job at the moment I needed it. Also I found that it was a
necessity for me to be massaged internally. I found I was more stable, more balanced,
less frustrated and really more happy with my life when I could have an internal
massage. Now I can satisfy that hunger I had for many years and feel I am a new man.
I believe for me it was absolutely essential to find a solution to this issue.

I wonder if it would not also improve prostrate issues.....Did not the Doctor suggest a
prostate massage to release all these tensions? They say Japanese men have less
prostate problems because their wives massage their prostate. I know that is a
cultural thing but nevertheless it's an interesting observation.

Well for me, it does the trick. It is the most important device I have purchased
for sexual stimulation.

Your device is so smart; It allows me to adjust the stroke, the strength as well as
the penetration and speed effortlessly by simply swinging back and forth.
What could be simpler or easier! One important factor is that it does not have
a motor or engine I would be at the mercy of. And of course the most important
feature is that it is totally silent. What a joy do be able to use it at any time,
knowing that no one is alerted to the fact. I guess discretion was my priority number one.

You have accomplished a very personable and practical device. Thank you"

D. S. San Diego