We want your Monkey Rocker™ as well as your pleasure to last.
So we designed it to be strong and beautiful, and make it
with the best materials and hardware.

We offer a 90 day money-back You Come First Satisfaction Guarantee™.

In addition we guarantee your Monkey Rocker™ against defects in
materials and workmanship for a full year. That's almost unheard of
for adult toys, but then this isn't a toy. If you have a problem with yours,
call or email us and we'll make it right.

With reasonable care, your Monkey Rocker™ should last many years.

If you manage to wear yours out within a year, you'll become a
Monkey Rocker™ legend, and be entitled to a replacement.