Monkey Rocker™
Advantages:

Lightweight and
compact (25 lbs)
means it's easy
to carry and store

No electricity or
complicated setup

Completely silent
ensuring privacy

Thrusting controlled
entirely by you

You can easily
vary the sensation
to bring yourself to
orgasm as quickly or
slowly as you like

Perfect for anal play
because it's so easy
to control. No worry
about unwanted pain
or health risks

Obviously, you deserve all the pleasure you can get. But human partners can sometimes
let you down. If you find yourself wishing your lover or lovers were more dependable or
more available, may we suggest one that will get you off anytime, every time.

Monkey Rocker™ is one of the best innovations in self-pleasuring since the vibrator.
It's a rocking seat with a special pivoting thrust arm assembly which holds and thrusts
a wide variety of sex toys.

Though it can't hug you back, or cuddle, it's perfectly understandable for you to develop
feelings for your Monkey Rocker.™ After all, from the moment you remove it from the
unmarked box it arrives in, your Monkey Rocker™ is ready and eager to please you.
Just attach the handle assembly and your favorite dildo, and it's ready to play.

In fact, with no motors to plug in or breakdown, your Monkey Rocker™ is always ready to
play. You and your fantasies are in complete control. Monkey Rocker™ relies entirely on
your movement to do all of its thrusting. You set the pace. Quick short strokes, long and
deep, or anything in between. It's all about you. No guilt, no risk, no one's getting hurt.

This is going to be one relationship with NO learning curve. With its wide, stable base, and
smooth gliding movement, you're going to feel right at home from the first time you climb on.
Settle in, grab the handle if you want, then grab yourself or your magic wand or a nearby human
partner, anything you have in mind, Monkey Rocker™ is ready to deliver. YOU can scream if you like,
but Monkey Rocker™ won't make a sound. If you can keep YOUR sound level down, total privacy is yours.

And when you're done, you're done. That's it. Your Monkey Rocker™ doesn't have any expectations.
Your Monkey Rocker™ will never berate you for taking too long, coming too soon, leaving suddenly,
staying out all night, talking too much, drinking too much or seeing other machines. And no matter
how big or small it is, your Monkey Rocker™ loves your ass. Back it on up. Bring it on. You never have
to wonder what it REALLY thinks of you; your Monkey Rocker™ LOVES you! And is always ready to prove it.