Monkey Rocker™
Advantages:

Lightweight and
compact (25 lbs)
means it's easy
to carry and store

No electricity or
complicated setup

Completely silent
ensuring privacy

Thrusting controlled
entirely by you

You can easily
vary the sensation
to bring yourself to
orgasm as quickly or
slowly as you like

Perfect for anal play
because it's so easy
to control. No worry
about unwanted pain
or health risks

For most of us, self-pleasuring relies heavily on fantasy. That's why pornography
(and we use the term with admiration), in its many forms, is so popular. It enhances
the fantasy for a great many people. All of your toys and props, and yes, even
sex machines, play a supporting, not a starring role. Fantasy is the star.

Here you see the hardware that, combined with other parts, make this
product a machine. But unlike other sex machines, Monkey Rocker™
is not about the machine. It's about you. Your needs, your desires,
and your fantasies. Monkey Rocker™ is happy to play a strong
supporting role without drawing attention to itself.

Ready for a partner that's NO maintenence?
Your Monkey Rocker™ is smooth, dependable,
silent and strong. Just like the hardware carefully
selected to create it. It will always do just what you
want, when you want, and asks nothing in return.

If you enjoy the sensation of sexual penetration, and currently use sex toys
either alone, or with partners to achieve it, let Monkey Rocker™ enhance
your sex life by providing new ways for your toys to get you off.