Q: What is it?
Monkey Rocker™ is one of the best innovations in self-pleasuring since the vibrator. It's a rocking
seat with a special pivoting thrust arm assembly which holds and thrusts a wide variety of sex toys.

Q: Do people really use this thing?
Yes. Whether you're a man or woman you'll find that it provides the kind of penetrative sexual
satisfaction that usually requires a partner, without the inconvenience or risk. Since it is a machine,
it can provide an amount or duration of stimulation that most partners cannot. And since you decide
how well endowed it is with your choice of dildo, you can enjoy whatever degree of fullness you want.
To see what our users have to say about it, check out our Reviews pages.

Q: Are you trying to make men obsolete?
Absolutely not. It won't satisfy your need for human contact and companionship. If you are like
most of our customers you'll use it to augment or spice up your sex life. You may be surprised to
learn that it works great as a supplement to foreplay!

Q: Isn't it just an expensive dildo holder?
Is a car just an expensive form of mechanical legs? Sometimes you want to go farther or faster
than you could without the machine. That's why we create and love machines. Convenience and pleasure
have become an expected part of modern life. Why leave your sex life in the stone age?

Q: Does it fold up or disassemble for storage?
The handle and thrust arm assembly remove easily with our quick-release hardware.

 

Q: How big is it/how much does it weigh?
Monkey Rocker™ is smaller and shorter than it looks
in pictures. The cushions at their widest point are
16 inches wide. At the narrowest point the cushions
are 14 inches wide. The tops of the cushions are 16
inches from the floor. Length without the handle
assembly is just over 22 inches.

It weighs just 25 pounds and is easy to carry by the
integrated handles on the cradle sides.
The shape is not just sexy, it's useful too!

Q: Can it be used with a vibrator?
One of the big advantages of the Monkey Rocker™
is that it frees up your hands for other fun things like
vibrators or partners or both. Perhaps you love a
vibrator for clitoral stimulation. If you also like
simultaneous penetration and don't have a partner to
handle that part, it can become quite an excercise in
coordination to get just the sensation you want. With
Monkey Rocker™ on the job, the thrusting part
becomes so simple and easy you can really
give your clit or cock the attention it deserves!

 

If you have any unanswered questions about Monkey Rocker,™ feel free to
call us at 661.395.1300 or email your question(s) to: sales@monkeyrocker.com.