Monkey Rocker™
Advantages:

Lightweight and
compact (25 lbs)
means it's easy
to carry and store

No electricity or
complicated setup

Completely silent
ensuring privacy

Thrusting controlled
entirely by you

You can easily
vary the sensation
to bring yourself to
orgasm as quickly or
slowly as you like

Perfect for anal play
because it's so easy
to control. No worry
about unwanted pain
or health risks

In an age of fads and increasing disposability, you deserve pleasure and products
that last. The money you spend on entertainment is an investment in your happiness.
When it comes to return on investment, perhaps nothing beats a good chocolate bar.

But your Monkey Rocker™ comes close. And doesn't vanish every time you enjoy it.
We're proud that our machine offers you such strong, basic, lasting goodness. In a chaotic,
electronic world where satisfaction is so fleeting, your Monkey Rocker™ is stubbornly simple,
absolutely analog, relentlessly satisfying, and made to last.

Most Monkey Rocker™ parts are machined from an engineered wood product called
MDF, which stands for Medium Density Fiberboard. MDF has a number of advantages
compared to other materials. It's very strong in compression, machines beautifully,
is dimensionally stable (compared to natural wood, which is very prone to expanding,
contracting and warping), sustainable, and affordable.

We don't use just any MDF either. We use a special MDF called PermaCore. You'll be pleased to know
that PermaCore is made from 100% recovered and recycled wood fiber, with at least 25% postindustrial
recycled fiber and the balance consisting of recovered waste fiber. PermaCore is the only MDF specifically
designed to withstand the rigors of powder coating. Which is how your Monkey Rocker™ is finished.

Powder coating, the same finishing technique that has become a standard in the industrial world for finishing metals is now
available for engineered wood. Powder coating is much more environmentally friendly and durable than any conventional
painting process. The curvy, sexy look of your Monkey Rocker™ is largely made possible by powder coating and PermaCore.
The powder coating process creates a seamless protective layer around every delicious curve.